India team

Indian Cricket team also supports Anna Hazare - They have decided not to win even a single Test match, until the Jan Lokpal bill is passed.

Bachlor

BREAKING NEWS: Another meeting on ANNA Issue is on at JW Marriot Mumbai attended by Salman Khan, Rahul Gandhi, Yuvraj Singh & Harbhajan Singh. They were worried & discussed emergence of another POPULAR BACHELOR at the age of 74, who is seeking more attention of girls than these chronicle bachelors! So they decided to work together for resolving of crisis to prevent competition!!!

Hey, I just downloaded WhatsApp Messenger on my Android. It is a Smartphone Messenger which replaces SMS. This app even lets me send pictures, video and other multi-media! WhatsApp Messenger is available for Android, iPhone, Nokia and BlackBerry and there is no PIN or username to remember - it works just like SMS and uses your internet data plan. Get it now from http://www.whatsapp.com/download/ and say good-bye to SMS.

Jeeto complained to her friend Preeto "She told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her." "Well," replied Preeto in a hurt tone, "I told her not to tell you I told her." "Oh dear!" sighed Jeeto. "Well, don't tell her I told you that she told me."

Santa took his wife and son into to the big city shopping one Saturday. As they approached town, they were astonished by the sky scrapers. Santa never having been to the big city himself decided to let the wife out at the local mall while he and the son did some sight- seeing. They entered a large building with an enormous lobby. The son noticed this door on the wall and ask Santa what it was for? Santa not knowing decided to get closer for better observation. A few minutes later a old lady with a cane comes over and presses a button located near the door, the door opens and the old lady enters a small room. The door proceeds to close and Santa and son stand there amazed as lights blink over the door when all of a sudden the door opens and a very beautiful young lady exits. Astonished, Santa looks at his son while scratching his head, and say's, "Son, I don't know what just happened, but run fast and fetch your mother."

Banta wanted to board his horse. The first farmer he asked said he would keep it at Rs 250 a day, plus he would keep the manure. Banta thought that was too high and went to another farmer. His price was Rs 200 per day plus he would get to keep the manure. Then he went to Santa who asked just Rs 50 a day. Banta asked, "Don't you want to keep the manure?" Santa said, "At Rs 50 a day, there won't be any!"

A man walks into a bar. He says to the barman, "How tall is a penguin?" The barman says about three feet. The man says, "Don't you get any penguins taller than that!" The barman says, "Maybe maximum four feet but no taller than that." The man says, "Oh shit, in that case I just drove over a nun."

Ego

Santa and Jeeto got married. Santa thought this would be a modern marriage, which meant equal roles for equal partners. So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, Santa brought Jeeto breakfast in bed. Jeeto wasn't impressed with his culinary skills, however. She looked disdainfully at the tray, and snorted, "A poached egg? I wanted scrambled!" Undaunted, the next morning, Santa brought his true love a scrambled egg. Jeeto wasn't having any of it. "Don't you think I like variety? I wanted poached this morning!" Determined to please his wife, the next morning he brought his true love two eggs - one scrambled and one poached. "Here, my love... enjoy!" Jeeto was furious, "You idiot, you scrambled the wrong egg!"

A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the toilet seat. After he finished, he headed to the kitchen to raid the refrigerator. The wife comes home sooner than expected, and heads to the bathroom, sits down and gets the toilet seat stuck to her rear. She becomes upset and in a panic shouts to her husband to drive her to the doctor. She puts on a large overcoat to cover the stuck seat, and off they go. When they get to the doctor's office, the man lifts his wife's coat to show their predicament. The man asked, "Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before?" "Well, yes." the doctor replied. "But never framed."

Died

Jeeto: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" Santa: "Definitely not!" Jeeto: "Why not - don't you like being married?" Santa: "Of course I do." Jeeto: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" Santa: "Okay, I'd get married again." Jeeto: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face). Santa: (makes audible groan). Jeeto: 'Would you live in our house?' Santa: 'Sure, it's a great house.' Jeeto: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?' Santa: 'Where else would we sleep?' Jeeto: 'Would you let her drive my car?' Santa: 'Probably, it is almost new.' Jeeto: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?' Santa: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.' Jeeto: 'Would you give her my jewellry?' Santa: 'No, I'm sure she'd want her own.' Jeeto: 'Would she wear my shoes?' Santa: 'No, her size is 6.' Jeeto: Silence................. Santa: 'Shit'.

Fine

In this World: On an average, a person tells 4 lies/day....1460 a year!! and the most common LIE is......... `I AM FINE!`

Smil

Life is like a mirror. If you keep smiling, it smiles back to you!

Lady to host: Where has the beautiful girl gone who was serving drinks? Host: Why, you want a drink? Lady: No, I want my husband.

A rabbit runs & jumps and lives only for 15 years. A turtle doesn't run, does nothing, yet lives for 100 years. Moral: Exercise is hell! Just sleep well!

Cell number

Boy: There`s something wrong with my phone. Girl: What`s wrong with it? Boy: It doesn`t have your phone number.

God

Sometimes God upsets your plans to set up His own and God`s plans are perfect. So never get upset when your plans get upset.

Charity gig tonight in aid of people who struggle to achieve orgasm - don't worry if you can't come.

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Best lines by a cockroach to a young man, " I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can".

A woman whose hubby took "Extra Dosage of Viagra", to her friend: My Husband has become so horny that I can't even 'YAWN' in front of him.

Doctor: Ur knees all blistered? Lady: Coz of doggy style! Doctor: Can't u do it any other style? Lady: Oh, I can, but my dog can`t!

Real friend

When does a Friend become a Best Friend? When his dialouge, `I care for you` converts into `I will kill if you don`t care for me.`

Trouble

A Lover says, `I will be with you in all your troubles`. But a Good Friend says, `You will have no trouble when I am with you!`

Dog cant

Doctor: Ur knees all blistered? Lady: Coz of doggy style! Doctor: Can't u do it any other style? Lady: Oh, I can, but my dog can`t!

Feel sexy

Treat men like underwear. Throw out the old and ratty but keep the ones that make you feel sexy and pretty.

Did you hear about the new epidemic among modern Indian women? It`s not AIDS... It`s called MAIDS. If they do not get one they will die!

Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.

Biwi

संता: भगवान् मुझे दर्द दे, दुःख दे, टेंशन दे, मुझे बर्बाद कर दे, मेरे पीछे भूत लगा दे! भगवान्: अबे साले एक लाइन में बोल कि बीवी चाहिये!

30ft shaap

संता: आज टीवी पर 30 फीट का सांप दिखाने वाले हैं! बंता: अच्छा! पर मैं नहीं देख सकूंगा! संता: क्यों? बंता: मेरा टीवी सिर्फ 21 इंच का ही है!

Santa

जीतो: मैं तुम्हारी याद में 15 दिन में ही आधी हो हो गई हूँ, मुझे लेने कब आ रहे हो? संता: 15 दिन और रुक जाओ!

बंता: शादी क्या है? संता: कुंवारों के लिये `एलपेनलिबे`, जी ललचाये रहा न जाये और शादीशुदा के लिये `क्लोर्मिंट`, दुबारा मत पूछना!.

Gujarati

same raho nahi to sapna ma aavsho nakki nai tame kyare aavsho
chare taraf tamne joya karu
chhata pan kahi do ke kyare mari duniya ma aavsho

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Ekchhe akash ne dishao char chhe
dil aa maru tane malva bekarar chhe
tarij yaado ne tarij vaato
have to aa nayan ne bas taroj intezaar che

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Chupai Ne Man Ma Avi Gayu Koi
Divas Rat Nu Bhan Bhulavi Gayu Koi
Me Vat Karva Hoth Kholya,
Pan Ishara Thi Prem Ni Bhasa Samjavi Gayu koi

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Jakham ane jokham no sarvalo etle jindgi.

Chandan karta vandan vadhu shital hoy 6e.

Yogi thava karta upyogi thavu vadhu saru.

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Premi romantic mood ma,
Darling – Dariya ma hoy ene MOTI kvy,
to aankh ma hoy tene su kvy ?

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Rehwa do havey dard na Upcharni vaato

રહેવા દો હવે રોજની તકરારની વાતો,
બેસીને કરો કોઈ દી તો પ્યારની વાતો.

બેહાલ થયો એજ ક્યાં ઉપકાર છે ઓછો,
રહેવા દો હવે દર્દના ઉપચારની વાતો.

ઝખ્મોથી ભર્યું મારું હૃદય તેં નથી જોયું,a
સુજી છે તને ક્યાંથી આ ગુલઝારની વાતો.

આપ્યું તું તને તેજ ગણી સ્થાન નયનમાં,
પણ તેં જ સુણાવી મને અંધકારની વાતો.

રજની એ ખતા ખાઈ ગયો મુર્ખ બનીને,
કરતો રહ્યો દુનિયાની સમક્ષ પ્યારની વાતો.

tara prem ma etlo vishwas kem che
Tara vichar etla sundar kem che
Duniya kahe se Pyar nu dukh to mithu hoy che
To aankh na aansu khara kem che..


Vishwas na bhitar ma prem hoy6
Mano to aa badha Naseeb na khel hoy 6
Baki lakho aankho joya pachi pan,
Koi 1 nazar matej man bechen hoy 6e


Koi Malyu Chaand Ni Chaandni Bani.
To Koi Malyu Mahelo Ni Kahani Bani.
Pan Jene Vasavya Hata Aankho Maa,
Tej Vahi Gaya Paani Bani.


yugo ni Orkhan Pal Ma Dubi Jay6
Jem Akash Mathi Tara Khari Jay6
Apne Game Teva Dav-Pech Karie
Pan Hukam No Akko To Hamesha Kudrat J Feki Jay6

Vasant Ni Jem Hansta Raho To Bus 6e,
Pushponi Jem Khilta Raho To Bus 6e,
Bahu Khass Apeksha Nthi Rakhi,
Pan Amne Sms Krta Raho To Bus 6e


Tu Kem Marathi Alag 6,
Ek Tu J 6 Maro Bhagvan 6,
Tari Vato Ma Khovai Jau 6u.
Dost Tu J Mane Samjav Ke,
Aa Prem 6 Ke Nasho 6.


Kyarek To Prem Ma Virah Avi Jay 6
Kyarek Koi Lachari Avi Jay 6
A Virah Nu Avavu Pan Jaruri 6
A Virah J To Apne Vadhare Najik Lave 6.


Kyak Besine Mari Rah Joti Hse,
Mara Prem Ne Te Yad Krti Hse,
Aavi Jta Hse Ansu Teni Ankh Ma,
Hve To Faqt Mara Prem Pr Drek Pal Mrti Hse.

Romantic Bithday Wish

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Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care,

because you will remember me when u certainly make it a big affair

and when you do hold a party… I bet you will be the one

who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!

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Sending birthday blessings

Filled with love and peace and joy

Wishing sweetest things happen

Right before your eyes !

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This msg has No Fat

No cholesterol n No Addictive

This is all natural except, with a lot of sugar.

But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it. Happy Birthday

Birthday TXT

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• Happy Belated Birthday!
• How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?
• I hope your birthday was all that you hoped for.
• Wishing you a belated birthday.
• I am sorry I missed your birthday, you have had so many I lost track.
• I hope your birthday was as special as you are.
• Happy Belated Early Birthday!
• Sorry I forgot the most important day of the year… your Birthday!
• Sorry I forgot your birthday. Can you reschedule it for sometime next week?
• I hope all your birthday wishes came true.
• I’m so lucky to have such a great friend like you… who’d forgive me if I forgot his(/her) birthday. Happy Belated Birthday!
• Best wishes for your birthday afterwards.

English sms

Anger is quelled by compassion, 
enmity is quelled by friendship,
hatred is conquered by love,
and sins by good conduct
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Some of the best moments in life:-
Lying in bed listening to the rain outside…
Thinking about the person you love…
A long drive on a calm road…
Finding money in your old jeans just when you need it…
Giggling over silly jokes…
Holding hands with a friend…
Getting a hug from someone who loves u…
The moment your eyes fill with tears after a big laugh…
Wishing you these moments in your life always..!
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Don’t ever be angry on ur friends,
Bcoz upto the last moments of our life, 
what pains us is not the words of our enemies, 
but the silence of our friends!
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Love is like
“missed call”
it stops when u try to catch,
But friendship is like
“sms”
bcoz it comes & stays inside ur inbox untill u delete it.
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If work is carried out without being overly concerned with the result, 
then even failure will not hurt
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Its a nice feelin whn sum1 u luv luvs u in return. 
So whn u knw d 1 u luv has special feelings 4 u, 
nvr let dem go coz its rare 2 find 2 hearts dat beat
as 1.


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If at any time ur life is like a “candle in the wind” then i’ll put my hands around u so that all burns are mine and all light is urs. !
***********************


In d book cal’d life,d page ystrdy is ovr,d page future is blank n page 2day is bin writn. So rite d best u can, coz on dis book ur eraser jst won’t work :-)
***********************
My prescription 4 u
A cute little smile 4 breakfast
More laughs 4 lunch
And lots of happiness 4 dinner
My fee ?
An extra smile whenever u think of me…….


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It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone” Be in touch..


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Happiness is like a RADIO Station,
Broadcasting all the time..
YOU just have to learn
how to tune it &
receive your favourite channel…
HAPPY TUNING
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Separations r those wounds
dat nobody can heal.
N memories r those treasures
dat nobody can steal.
But do not separate
to make memories.
Stay in touch.
Take care.
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Why We Make Friends…
‘Coz They Understand
Just By Looking In Ur Eyes.
‘Coz U Can Say Something Stupid
Or Xpose Ur Deepest Secrets To Them.
‘Coz They Believe In Ur Dreams,
No Matter How Silly They May Seem.
‘Coz They Love U For What U r’
N finally…
‘Coz Everything U Do Together
Becomes A “MEMORY”
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Stay an hour in my heart
A minute in my mind
Or a second in my soul.
Then u will know how it feels
in missing a friend like YOU.
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Angry SMS

Thanks for being just right for me
Friends are like shoes,
Some loose some tight,
Some fit just right,
And they help us as we walk through life.
Thanks for being just right for me!
………………………………………………..
I am lucky
It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them.
I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you.
………………………………………………..
Most precious gift
But the happiness it brings you
Always gives a special lift
And you realize that friendship
Is god’s most precious gift.
………………………………………………..
Leave me alone
The one who holds ur hand every time surely a good friend,
But a best friend is the one who holds your hand more tightly,
When you say leave me alone!!
………………………………………………..
A special friend is rare indeed
A special friend is rare indeed,
It beems to be special breed,
Yes, perfect friends are every few,
So lucky I’m for having you.
………………………………………………..
Best friendship
I say and you listen,
Its a good friendship.
You say and I listen,
Is a better friendship.
But I don’t say and you understand,
Is best friendship.
………………………………………………..
Dwells within the heart
There is a miracle called friendship,
That dwells within the heart,
And you don’t know how it happens,
Or when it even starts.
………………………………………………..
Love is like missed call
Love is like missed call.
It stop when u try 2 catch.
But friendship is like sms bcoz it comes &
Stays inside your Inbox.
………………………………………………..
You’re a true friend
You’re a true friend,
That i want you to know,
Our love for each other
Has helped us to grow.
We’ve been through some tough times,
But we’ve made it through,
The only one i ever trusted was you.
………………………………………………..
You can read it without mistake
Good unerdsanding bteweene ecah ohther is rael fierndsihp
Eevn if we hvae so mnay msiunerdsantndig lkie tish msseaeg
Bt i konw u cna read it withotu msitaek.
………………………………………………..
Sign of remembrance
Every tear is a sign of brokenness,
Every silence is sign of lonliness,
Every smile is sign of kindness,
Every sms is sign of remembrance.
………………………………………………..
Friends forever
A ring is round and has no end…. and that’s how long I’ll be your friend. Friends forever!!
………………………………………………..
Time after time
If you’re lost you can look,
and you will find me,
Time after time,
If you fall, I will catch you
I will be waiting
Time after time.
………………………………………………..
Come lets share it
Heart is like a crystal- preserve it,
love is like a perfume- spread it,
feelings are like flood- let it flow,
friendship is like an umbrella- come lets share it
………………………………………………..
I still have a friend like you
I wonder why the stars shine even if i am sad,
I wonder why the birds still fly even if i cry,
I wonder why the sun still smiles even if i am blue,
Bcoz the world is telling me i still have a friend like you!!!
………………………………………………..
SPACE
We may never meet often but i will always remain your S.P.A.C.E
S-special
P-people
A-around u
C-caring
E-endlessly
………………………………………………..
True friends
True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally.
Never do they question, but always offer support no matter what
The circumstances are.
Best friends are the people worth living for.
………………………………………………..
Friendship is like…
Our friendship is like the hands of clock
Though we are in the same clock,we r not able 2 meet
Even if we meet.. It is only for few minutes
But still our friendship runs non-stop.

Anniversary SMS

Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary


To the beautiful couple in all the land,
May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
Happy Anniversary


On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love


Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy , love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary


Long after our anniversary
And this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday,
Happy Anniversary


How true my feelings were
I found out to be The best thing
in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband),
For the years we share I know one
thing for sure We make a wonderful pair


Nothing in this world Could ever be
As wonderful as the love You’ve given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband).
Happy Wedding Anniversary


Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal�.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

Today

Beautiful `Tomorrow` never comes. When it comes, it`s already `Today`. In hunt of beautiful `Tomorrow`, don`t waste your wonderful `Today`.

God

When God takes something away from your grasp, He is not punishing you. But He is merely emptying ur hands, for you to receive something better.

Girlfriend

Nothing in this world is expensive than having a girlfriend who is totally free on weekend!

Hindi

Kuch paL ki khusi apke sath me thi
Aisi koi lakir mere Hath Me thi DuR
rehkr B apko yad krte the Hm Koi
bahut pyari C Bat Hmari mulakat me thi

Arzoo Nahi Ki Gam Ka Tufan Tal Jaye
Fikar Ye H Aapka Dil Na Badal Jaye
Kabi Humko Agar Bhulana Chaho To
Dard Itna Dena Ki Hum Mar Jaye..

Pyar Ki Kabhi Numaish Na Karna,
Wafa Ki Kabhi Aazmaish Na Karna,
Mangoge Jaan Toh Woh Bhi De Denge,
Bas Kabhi Judai Ki Farmaish Na Karna

Aksar Takdir Ke Rukh Badal Jate H
Mohabbat Me Fasale Simat Jate H
Chahat Ho Sacchi To Aisa Bhi HotaH
Dur Janewale Fir Laut Ke Aate H 

Lambi h manjil door h kinara
Q nhi aaya koi paigam tumhara
bhul gye number ya nam humara
ya koi mil gya humse b pyara


Unhe Ye Shikayat Hai Humse ki,
Hum Har Kisiko Dekhkar Muskurate Hai,
Nasamaj Wo Kya Jane,
Hume To Har Chehre Me Wohi Nazar ate Hai.

Jo ROUNGA to PALKO pe NAMI reh jayegi
ZINDGI Bas naam ki ZINDGI reh jayegi
Ye Nahi k TUM_BIN G Nhi pauga
Ha meri ZINDGI Me 1 kami reh jayegi